Aries: Bursts into a conversation halfway thru and obnoxiously asks questions that have already been answered. Assumes A LOT of incorrect details.
Taurus: Asks, “who are you?” **when they fully know you from back in the day** Can’t avoid being petty and ruining the vibe of an otherwise normal conversation.
Cancer: Interrupts anyone to ask, “do you realize what you’re putting in your body?” Cancers are always trying to impart health wisdom.
Gemini: Concludes someone’s story by saying, “yah, yah, I heard you just get over it!”
Leo: Changes the subject to something about THEMSELVES. Watch them get hype.
Virgo: randomly exits a conversation because their friend is losing the debate. Does NOT interrupt at all.
Libra: Inserts untrue statements that EVERYONE knows is a lie and doubles down on it when questioned.
Scorpio: Turns everything into a sob story about them
Sagittarius: Gives you the motivational speech you never knew you needed… Often.
Capricorn: Criticizes you and highlights the mediocrity of your existence.
Aquarius: I don’t believe anything unless I see it myself. Sorry.
Pisces: Laughs hysterically at your expense, apologizes but continues laughing