Aries
Another victim of an impatient fire sign!
Taurus
Next level enthusiasm for food.
Cancer
Cancers always have an upset stomach!
Gemini
Geminis are greedy in their early years. #shade
Leo
Accurate.
Virgo
Virgos always have some unnecessarily weird origin story.
Libra
Libras have experienced casual inconveniences from day one.
Scorpio
Really annoyed to be talked to like a child. Can’t wait until I evolve into my adult form.
Sagittarius
Attention-seeker, confidence regardless of skill… infinite energy, thee Sag.
Capricorn
The hustle begins early. But the swag was a birth right.
Aquarius
Aquarius kids just smile and wanna sleep. #RinseandRepeat
Pisces
Pisces understand animals best when they’re young.
The Pisces Perspective 