Aries: Pfft I’m OVER him.. But what’s he upto though? I don’t even care.
Taurus: F**k that loser he’s obviously failing at life because I’m not in his.
Gemini: Ugh he was so long ago. He’s a non-factor. (secretly cries every night)
Cancer: Who?! I was doing FINE until you brought HIM up. Thanks a lot.
Leo: Who? Oh yeah, her. I hope she’s happy..I’ve had like 3 serious relationships since.. I don’t care.
Virgo: Oh him, yeah I hope he’s doing alright… I’ve been so busy with work.
Libra: I don’t care about this person. I don’t know this person. What’s for lunch?
Scorpio: If you bring this person up again, I will not be responsible for my actions…
Sagittarius: We just don’t talk anymore but I should give em a call for a quickie
Capricorn: Ugh what was I even thinking. I don’t respect that person at all. I’m in a new place in life.
Aquarius: No comment.
Pisces: Oh I’m over him… **breaks down and cries** I just miss him when I think about what we had… but UGH I hate him so much..but I want him back…